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When a woman lies...........?
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. 

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. 

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Classic Joke Among 4 Old Mates

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the

rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He

started working at a successful company at the

bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and

Business Administration and soon began to climb the

corporate ladder and now he's the president of the

company. He became so rich that he gave his best

friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son

is also my pride and joy. He started working for a

big airline, and then went to flight school to

become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in

the company, where he owns the majority of its

assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a

brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son

studied in the best universities and became an

engineer. Then he started his own construction

company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave

away something very nice and expensive to his best

friend for his birthday:

A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as

the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:

"What are all the congratulations for?" One of the

three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel

for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a

living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's

my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either.



His birthday was two weeks ago, and he

received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a

brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from

his three boyfriends.

They fainted!

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Lawak Budak Sekolah

Subject : Lawak Budak Sekolah

 Ada seorang cikgu perempuan yang mengajar B. Inggeris utk thn 1.
Dia bagi kerja rumah kepada murid-murid suruh cari 3 perkataan Inggeris dan kemukakan pada hari isnin nanti.

Ada sorang anak murid cikgu itu pun berjalan balik kerumah.
Dalam perjalanan balik, dia nampak sepasang suami isteri keluar dari kereta dan sedang menjerit pada satu sama lain.
Dia terdengar lelaki tu menyergah "Shut up you !!". Sampai rumah dia tanya bapa dia, "'shut up you' tu bahasa Inggeris ke?"
Bapa dia kata, iye. Dapat dah satu perkataan, ingat budak tu.

Lepas mandi dan makan, dia tengok tv cerita Superman.
Masa Superman nak terbang dia kata "Superman !!!" dia tanya bapa dia lagi, "'superman' tu bahasa inggeris jugak ke" dan bapa dia kata "yes".
Dua perkataan dah, kata budak tu. Lepas tengok tv, dia ke perpustakaan. Dia nampak ada sorang lelaki dan sorang pompuan sedang bertengkar berebut buku. Pompuan itu kata "Ladies first".

Balik rumah dia tanya lagi dan bapa dia kata itupun bahasa inggeris.
Ah, leganya kata budak itu.

"aku dah dapat carik ke semua perkataan B.I tu!!

Hari Isnin dia ke sekolah, cikgu tanya dia tentang perkataan baru.

Cikgu: "OK boy, did you get the words?"

Budak: "Yes, teacher".

Cikgu: "Good, what is your first word?"

Budak quot;Shut up you!!"

Cikgu: "What did you say? Are you mad? Who do you think you are?

Budak: " Superman !!!"

Cikgu: "Bloody fool! Get out from this class!"

Budak: "Ladies First!!"

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